Bums and Willies

Do you ever have something you like it but there is just something not exactly right about it?  Remember that great messenger bag that I made just before I left Colombo? 

I always had a feeling(j'ai le feeling) about it and now I know what it is,  my bag is covered with pictures of boy bits and bums from all angles!  It is most disturbing!  I don't see the fine seams, the great design, the clever re-use of findings I see PENISES AND BUMS!!!! 

I can't wear that!  I got enough strikes against me! ARGH!